We Love Charlie

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Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:23:14 -0400

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Charlie: Why don’t we never play “Night Crawlers” anymore, huh?Frank: I...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:46:14 -0400

Charlie: Why don’t we never play “Night Crawlers” anymore, huh?
Frank: I don’t know, Charlie.
Dee: What is “Night Crawlers?”
Dennis: It’s a game where they crawl around in the night like worms.
Charlie: I never said that.
Frank: Yeah, well that’s what it is.
Charlie: Intervention! Intervention! Is nothing private, Frank?

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:37:00 -0400

Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked ‘Pirate’? You think a pirate lives in there?

Dennis: I see a door marked ‘Private.’ Is that the door you’re talking about?

Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn’t say . . what’d you hear?

Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked ‘Pirate’.

Charlie: No, that’s not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?

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How to make a Grilled Charlie

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:42:08 -0400

“Have you ever wanted to be Charlie? Nope, neither have we. BUT, have you ever wanted to eat like Charlie. Absolutely not, that is repulsive, right? While, in case you’re not the sharpest crayon in the box, I have decoded the the directions for making Charlie’s very own: Grilled Charlie.

It’s key to remember this when making it -

A Grilled Charlie has peanut butter LAST!
Peanut butter outside, chocolate inside. Butter inside, cheese outside!”

While exact amounts aren’t discussed, I’ll give you the low down what you’ll need:

Ingredient list
2 slices bread (absolutely not homemade!)
Chocolate sauce
Butter
Cheese (Cheddar or American)
Peanut butter

Strap on your bike helmet, nope that’s backwards champ, and let’s begin.

Instructions
First things first, you’re gonna fire up a pan on medium heat, and while that’s heating we’ll put the sandwich together.

With your two pieces of bread out, generously squirt some chocolate sauce on one side and butter up the other. Put the pieces of bread together, chocolate/butter sides in towards each other. On the outside of both sides lay some cheese and top with peanut butter. Throw it on the pan, flip, and consume. Best if eaten with ill fitting sweat pants.

Did you actually make one? Post it up in the comments bitch!

PS. If you haven’t seen this episode, it’s from Season 2 Episode 2 - The Gang Goes Jihad. Which you can download from Amazon.com for under 2 bucks!

Update: Woops! I had said this was Season 3 Episode 6, but it’s really Season 2 Episode 2.”

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Glue is for huffing, dude.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:37:32 -0400

Glue is for huffing, dude.

"I am familiar with carpentry and I don’t know who my father is. So, am I the Messiah? I..."

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:22:06 -0400

“I am familiar with carpentry and I don’t know who my
father is. So, am I the Messiah? I don’t know, I could be, I’m not ruling it out.”

- Charlie Kelly

itsalwayssunny: Charlie: Greenman is savin’ your life right...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:19:49 -0400

itsalwayssunny:

Charlie: Greenman is savin’ your life right now!

"There’s some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and..."

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:05:02 -0400

“There’s some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue. It makes you feel like extemely sick and tired and you’re able to fall asleep.”

- Charlie Kelly

"I’ll have the milksteak boiled over hard and a side of jellybeans - raw."

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:18:30 -0400

“I’ll have the milksteak boiled over hard and a side of jellybeans - raw.”

- Charlie Kelly

Wildcard, bitches!

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:06:57 -0400

Wildcard, bitches!

An interview with Charlie Day and his wife Mary Elizabeth Ellis

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:59:13 -0400

An interview with Charlie Day and his wife Mary Elizabeth Ellis

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Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:57:34 -0400

I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass,...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:54:52 -0400

I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an eagle, I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!

GREENMAN!!!!

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:53:18 -0400

GREENMAN!!!!

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Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:51:37 -0400

Nice track jacket!

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:03:58 -0400

Nice track jacket!

I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me. I once was a...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:02:39 -0400

I was that little boy,

that little baby boy was me.

I once was a boy,

but now I am a man.

I fought The Nightman, lived as Dayman,

now I’m here to ask for your hand,

so if you want to marry, man,

will you marry me?

Won’t you come on stage and join me,

in this thing called matrimony?

Please say yes and do not bone me.

Please just marry me!

Odd Jobs…Here and there…mostly here though.

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:59:02 -0400

Odd Jobs…Here and there…mostly here though.

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Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:21:19 -0400

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Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:37:57 -0400