Charlie: Why don’t we never play “Night Crawlers” anymore, huh?
Frank: I don’t know, Charlie.
Dee: What is “Night Crawlers?”
Dennis: It’s a game where they crawl around in the night like worms.
Charlie: I never said that.
Frank: Yeah, well that’s what it is.
Charlie: Intervention! Intervention! Is nothing private, Frank?
Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked ‘Pirate’? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked ‘Private.’ Is that the door you’re talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn’t say . . what’d you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked ‘Pirate’.
Charlie: No, that’s not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?
“Have you ever wanted to be Charlie? Nope, neither have we. BUT, have you ever wanted to eat like Charlie. Absolutely not, that is repulsive, right? While, in case you’re not the sharpest crayon in the box, I have decoded the the directions for making Charlie’s very own: Grilled Charlie.
It’s key to remember this when making it -
A Grilled Charlie has peanut butter LAST!
Peanut butter outside, chocolate inside. Butter inside, cheese outside!”
While exact amounts aren’t discussed, I’ll give you the low down what you’ll need:
2 slices bread (absolutely not homemade!)
Cheese (Cheddar or American)
Strap on your bike helmet, nope that’s backwards champ, and let’s begin.
First things first, you’re gonna fire up a pan on medium heat, and while that’s heating we’ll put the sandwich together.
With your two pieces of bread out, generously squirt some chocolate sauce on one side and butter up the other. Put the pieces of bread together, chocolate/butter sides in towards each other. On the outside of both sides lay some cheese and top with peanut butter. Throw it on the pan, flip, and consume. Best if eaten with ill fitting sweat pants.
Did you actually make one? Post it up in the comments bitch!
PS. If you haven’t seen this episode, it’s from Season 2 Episode 2 - The Gang Goes Jihad. Which you can download from Amazon.com for under 2 bucks!
Update: Woops! I had said this was Season 3 Episode 6, but it’s really Season 2 Episode 2.”
Glue is for huffing, dude.
father is. So, am I the Messiah? I don’t know, I could be, I’m not ruling it out.
Charlie: Greenman is savin’ your life right now!